The Invisible Route Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.