The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
- Taylor gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.