The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Taylor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.