The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Taylor stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Taylor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.