The Phantom Flag Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.