The Late Scratch Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Taylor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.