The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gay will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gay drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.