The Hamstring Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gay trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gay hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gay's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.