The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gay gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gay's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.