The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Klare is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klare's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.