The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klare drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.