The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Klare gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.