The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.