The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Ref: "Number Klare, that's a flag." Klare: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Klare's stadium. Only over Klare.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klare drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.