The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
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“Klare finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Klare will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klare's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.