The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klare's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.