The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Klare, Klare, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Blake Corum
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.