The Invisible Route Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Klare runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.