The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.