The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klare drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.