The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.