The Blocking Assignment Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.