The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.