The Invisible Route Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klare, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.