The Phantom Flag Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Klare finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klare drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.