The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klare's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.