The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Klare catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klare drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.