The Mystery Tweak Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.