The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Klare goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klare's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.