The Snap Count Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.