The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- A mysterious flag erases Klare's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Klare scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.