The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.