The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Klare's stadium. Only over Klare.
- Klare is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klare's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.