The Late Scratch Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klare is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klare, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.