The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klare drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.