The Hamstring Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Klare runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klare's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.