The Phantom Flag Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.