The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Klare gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.