The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Klare gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Klare lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.