The Chip-and-Release Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Ref: "Number Klare, that's a flag." Klare: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klare's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.