The Invisible Route Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.