The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Max Klare
Max Klare · LAR · TE
“Klare gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klare's week
- Rookie Klare gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klare gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Klare scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Max Klare in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Max Klare is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Max Klare actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.