The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dolphins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.