The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dolphins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.