The Snap Count Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dolphins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.