The Blown Coverage Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dolphins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Malik Washington
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- Ollie Gordon II
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.