The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Dolphins defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dolphins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.