The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dolphins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Kaytron Allen
- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Chris Bell
- Caleb Douglas
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.