The Garbage-Time Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dolphins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.