The Hamstring Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Dolphins defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dolphins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Caleb Douglas
- Chris Bell
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.